- Kirstie Alley
- That girl from The Facts of Life. You know the one.
- Mary Kate Olsen. But not Ashley.
- Lorretta Switt
- Kirstie Alley. Again.
- Rosie O'Donnell for rapping in Elmopolooza. And for being Rosie O'Donnell.
- Elaine Boozler
- Rosie Perez. Because I bet that would turn her on. Crazy Puerto Rican minx.
- Clay Aiken
- The female lead in SuperCross, for looking at the camera whilst scanning the vista.
- Bonnie Bedelia.
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Col. Gentleman's list of celebrity actresses who need a slap in the mouth:
Col. Gentleman's list of celebrity actresses who need a slap in the mouth:
September 11 2006, 05:07:42 UTC 5 years ago